Together with their office friends
John "Lil Guy" Wood&John "Lil Wee-Wee" Suhocki
invite you to celebrate the wedding
of two clowns that got cut from the circus
Date to be announced
Bendover, Oregon
How We Got Here
Two Johns walked into an office. One stole the other's stapler; the other stole his heart. The circus cut us for being too in love — their loss, your open bar.
The Big Top
Ceremony · 4:00 PM
Bendover, Oregon
Juggling optional. Tears guaranteed.
The After-Party
Reception · 6:00 PM
Dinner, drinks & dancing
Questionable dance moves strongly encouraged.
Registry (a.k.a. The Tip Jar)
Your presence is the present. But if you insist on spoiling the clowns, message us and we'll send you our registry details.
RSVP
Tell us you're coming — seating is limited and the elephants need a headcount.
Details on how to reply are coming soon.